Some Things To Ponder In Life



  • Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the key pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?
  • Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address, you turn the radio down?
  • Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
  • Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
  • If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



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