A princess was born in a far away land ...
(California - Land of the Great Murky Sea'n'Sky)

That little princess had really big ears...
(Well! It wasn't my fault!)

Even though the princess was brought up to be a proper young lady,
she was Born To Be Wild ...
(Vrrrooommm!!!)

The law caught up with the wildchild
- she was immediately locked up ...
(Mommy? Daddy? You're not going to leave me in here, are you?)

But because of her noble status,
she got out of the "pen" in time for her birthday ...
(thankyouthankyouthankyou)

The princess reeeally liked cake ...
(MmMmmmMmMmMmmm ...)