Background made by me.
1999 | H.M.M. Web Designs
| 1.
|
I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. |
| 2.
|
I love deadlines.
I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. |
| 3.
|
Am I getting smart with you?
How would you know? |
| 4.
|
I'd explain it to you,
but your brain would explode. |
| 5.
|
Someday we'll look back on it all
and plow into a parked car. |
| 6.
|
There are very few personal problems
that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. |
| 7.
|
Tell me what you need,
and I'll tell you how to get along without it. |
| 8.
|
Accept that some days you're the
and some days you're the statue. |
| 9.
|
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. |
| 10.
|
I don't have an attitude problem.
You have a perception problem. |
| 11.
|
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars
in the sky and I thought to myself "Where the heck is the ceiling?" |
| 12. | My reality check bounced. |
| 13.
|
On the keyboard of life,
always keep one finger on the escape key. |
| 14.
|
I don't suffer from stress,
I'm a carrier. |
| 15.
|
You're slower than a herd of turtles
stampeding through peanut butter. |
| 16.
|
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
'cuz, like, you are crunchy. |
| 17. | Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. |
| 18.
|
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. |
1999 | H.M.M. Web Designs